Ever try one of these pork alternatives for breakfast?

I think that I've tried them all.  The real stuff is better, but the "alternatives" are palatable.

i love the morning star "chicken" nuggets - pretty much everything morning star is awesome

What no cheese grits?

I've never heard of those, I bet they are good.  I love Butterball turkey bacon, much better than the pork variety. 

I like the ersatz chicken patties that they make.