Let's look at this more critically.Our choices are: a man who knows when you are sleeping, knows when you are awake knows what you're doing all the time and, once a year, sneaks into your home to leave "gifts." A rabbit that poops chocolate eggs and carries a basketA woman who sneaks into your bedroom while you are sleeping, messes around with the pillow under your head and collects your shed body parts. I'm going to have to go with the chocolate-pooping bunny.
If Santa Claus were real, then we wouldn't be lying to the kids. :-)
Let's look at this more critically.Our choices are: a man who knows when you are sleeping, knows when you are awake knows what you're doing all the time and, once a year, sneaks into your home to leave "gifts." A rabbit that poops chocolate eggs and carries a basketA woman who sneaks into your bedroom while you are sleeping, messes around with the pillow under your head and collects your shed body parts. I'm going to have to go with the chocolate-pooping bunny.
I'm tired of paying for christmas.
LMFAO!
EXACTLY Pugs! Where is he???
Santa is a cool because he reminds me of me dad, sneakin in the house once a year, dropping his load and splittin..
That reminds me, where's Tmulc?
shes hot... thats all
If Santa were real it would save me a lot of mone at Christmas! LOL
It is more blessed to give
Santa brings presents!
i wanted to receive gifts from santa clause....weeeeee!