The crime should more likely be the videotaping of the man in a sex act without his consent. What a perv the neighbor is. I think we should all send mr price a nice card
I think something else they have to look at is: Is this a crime? Is it a rule somewhere that this man can't have sex with his table? They might be able to charge him with indecent exposure, but it states he was on his patio, which I take to mean he is in his yard and the neighbor was spying on him. Does that mean the neighbor gets charged with invasion of privacy?
Okay, I looked it up. "The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex. 'The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table,' Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says." Ouch.
One has to wonder at the mechanics of the whole thing. Did he at least give the table some champagne before hand and use some music to set the mood? And more importantly, did he wear protection?
how do you have sex with a picnic table?! is my question.
omigosh he raped a table.
Did he atleast get the table's consent??? :-p
The crime should more likely be the videotaping of the man in a sex act without his consent. What a perv the neighbor is. I think we should all send mr price a nice card
The WHAT now?!
I think something else they have to look at is: Is this a crime? Is it a rule somewhere that this man can't have sex with his table? They might be able to charge him with indecent exposure, but it states he was on his patio, which I take to mean he is in his yard and the neighbor was spying on him. Does that mean the neighbor gets charged with invasion of privacy?
Protection! Yes...the splinters could be deflating!
Okay, I looked it up. "The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex. 'The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table,' Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says." Ouch.
One has to wonder at the mechanics of the whole thing. Did he at least give the table some champagne before hand and use some music to set the mood? And more importantly, did he wear protection?
This poll has me in tears from laughing so hard! I can't even beging to imagine how that would be possible!
And don't forget someone had to have witnessed this. Was the table wrought iron or concrete? LOL
LOLOL! What's next? Chaise lounge love?
Furnitureophilia? Or is he a tablephile?