Mar 29th, 2008 | Picnic Sex Man survey

this dude was arrested for having sex with his picnic table


An Ohio man is charged with four counts of public indecency after he admitted to having sex with his patio picnic table.  Authorities in Huron County, Ohio say 40-year-old Art Price Junior confessed to repeatedly having sex with the table between January and March of this year.

Police in Bellevue, Ohio were tipped off, after someone anonymously taped one of the incidents then gave the recording to police.  According to police, Price admitted that he had sex with the picnic table both inside and outside his home.


this dude was arrested for having sex with his picnic table


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Poll tags:Picnic Sex Man, Art Price, Sex With Picnic Table

 
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Ecpjll
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Canada

posted Jun 25th, 2009 at 09:42 CDT

how do you have sex with a picnic table?! is my question.

Careohless
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South Carolina, United States

posted Jun 16th, 2009 at 20:00 CDT

omigosh he raped a table.

Ang
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Texas, United States

posted Sep 17th, 2008 at 11:29 CDT

Did he atleast get the table's consent??? :-p

Gigglybritches
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Texas, United States

posted Mar 29th, 2008 at 23:11 CDT

The crime should more likely be the videotaping of the man in a sex act without his consent. What a perv the neighbor is. I think we should all send mr price a nice card

Sexysecrets
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Zimbabwe

posted Mar 29th, 2008 at 19:19 CDT

The WHAT now?!

Kengarnett
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Arizona, United States

posted Mar 29th, 2008 at 16:21 CDT

I think something else they have to look at is: Is this a crime?  Is it a rule somewhere that this man can't have sex with his table?  They might be able to charge him with indecent exposure, but it states he was on his patio, which I take to mean he is in his yard and the neighbor was spying on him.  Does that mean the neighbor gets charged with invasion of privacy?

Bearden829
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Pennsylvania, United States

posted Mar 29th, 2008 at 15:30 CDT

Protection!  Yes...the splinters could be deflating!

Bmccue7
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Georgia, United States

posted Mar 29th, 2008 at 14:53 CDT

Okay, I looked it up. "The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex. 'The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table,' Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says." Ouch.

Kengarnett
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Arizona, United States

posted Mar 29th, 2008 at 12:34 CDT

One has to wonder at the mechanics of the whole thing.  Did he at least give the table some champagne before hand and use some music to set the mood?  And more importantly, did he wear protection?

Bearden829
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Pennsylvania, United States

posted Mar 29th, 2008 at 12:32 CDT

This poll has me in tears from laughing so hard!  I can't even beging to imagine how that would be possible! 

Goodbye
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Zimbabwe

posted Mar 29th, 2008 at 12:23 CDT

And don't forget someone had to have witnessed this. Was the table wrought iron or concrete? LOL 

Enjoylife
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Fiji

posted Mar 29th, 2008 at 12:19 CDT

LOLOL!  What's next?  Chaise lounge love?

Bmccue7
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Georgia, United States

posted Mar 29th, 2008 at 12:17 CDT

Furnitureophilia? Or is he a tablephile?

 
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