Susie Essman: "Want a guy that's good in bed? Find a guy with a little dog. Never go out with a guy with a beagle"

Susie Essman ("Curb Your Enthusiasm") told Animal Fair magazine:

"You want a guy that's good in bed? Find a guy with a Shih Tzu or a Pomeranian or a little Yorkie. Because if he's secure enough in his sexuality to carry around a fru-fru little dog like that, that is a guy who's a keeper. Never go out with a guy with a beagle. I know they're cute, cute, cute, but they're dumb, dumb, dumb, and they have no attention span, so you're with the guy and he might not know what to do - the next night, you have to tell him all over again."

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