Dec 6th, 2007 | Old People survey

The new buzzword in plastic surgery is Lobe Jobs - earlobes injections that take care of aging, sagging lobes


earlobes injections, says the Observer, are becoming a necessity for aging socialists in New York, who have worn earings for years, long enough to make their earlobes drop. And the younger the woman looks (botox, face cream), the more her aging ears stand out.

The procedure is very quick and essentially painless. Dr. John Romano, a partner at West Village Dermatology, said that numbing gel can be used, even though it may not be necessary. He then injects a thin needle of filler into the back side of the earlobe at about two or three different sites. “I massage the gel in there until it has a smooth feel,” he said. “The ear then seems to plump up.” It takes about 5 to 10 minutes per ear.
The effects are immediate, so patients get instant gratification—not like waiting weeks for your nose job to morph from puffy blob to perky bob. Generally there is very little if any bruising, and if it does occur, it’s temporary.


The new buzzword is plastic surgery is Lobe Jobs - earlobes injections that take care of aging, sagging lobes


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Poll tags:Old People, Ear Lobes, Ears, Plastic Surgery, Earlobes Injections, Ear Lobe, Body Parts

 
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Ecpjll
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Canada

posted Jun 27th, 2009 at 10:52 CDT

oh no! She used to be my fave actress when I was little. I always wanted to look just like her, have her hair, her body, I always thought she looked perfect. i was so jeolous.

Billybob
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California, United States

posted May 25th, 2009 at 09:59 CDT

this was totally my idea, I been having this done for years now...pierced ears are a dead give away to aging...plump those puppies up girls AND boys.

Jilli.jiggs
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Canada

posted Apr 18th, 2008 at 19:01 CDT

thats why you at least wear 14g earrings so you don't get that nasty cheese cutter effect

Missstockings
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Texas, United States

posted Dec 6th, 2007 at 10:21 CST

2019 for me

 
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