Is Ahmadinejad Jewish?

England's reputable paper, the Telegraph, reported last week that Iran's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, is actually Jewish. The paper used a close up photo of Ahmadinejad's identity card (which he showed publically at an event during the recent Iran elections) to determine his last name has been changed, and used to be "Sabourjian" a common Jewish last name meaning cloth weaver.