Sep 3rd, 2009 | Horror Movie survey

How long do you think you would survive in a horror movie?


What did we learn from horror movies?

1.When it seems that you killed monster, don't check is it still alive...

2.Never try to find out the reason why lights turned off.

3.If your child start talking some weird language- kill it!

3.If friends ask you to have a fun in old church, don't accept! (specially if you're single)

4.If you run from monster, expect that you'll stumble at least 3 times.

5.There's the reason why they call it „cursed house“

6.Your car won't work...

7.When there are monsters in house, don't search for missing friend.

8.Never have a shower, specially if you're alone in house

9.If you're man, you're in shit. Always women survive.

10.If you're woman, don't be sexy, they die first.

11.Be believer. Sceptics are never right, and they die very painfully!

12.If you see dead gf/bf RUN!! You can always get another one...

...And the most important: If you're not a main character... just kill yourself! ;)




How long do you think you would survive in a horror movie?


30 votes, 93 views , 2 comments
 
 
Poll tags:Horror Movie, Survive, Funny

 
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Comments (2)
Purple_stuph
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Canada

posted Oct 12th, 2009 at 21:11 CDT

ye thats me sacrafice myself for others......that is SO me!

K-9
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Texas, United States

posted Sep 4th, 2009 at 08:19 CDT

 I can tell your into spooky movies ......  not that there's anything wrong with that ; )

 
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