David Cross' bio for his new book Drink for a reason

Here's the bio printed on the cover of David Cross' new book, Drink for a reason:

"David Cross is a two time award winner as well as a three time award winner. He was part of Mr. Show and Arrested Development. He has done - and still does - stand up comedy. He is a jew/atheist originally from Atlanta. He speaks four languages and three dialects. He writes, loves, and eats in the NYC area. He is a Red Sox fan. In fact, he has a dog named Ollie Red Sox. He is a true patriot and a great American. He is currently f****** Amber Tamblyn"

wow.