Take the narcissism test and let us know your result: Are you a narcissist?

Take this Narcissism test, write down your answers, then use the scoring key below to give yourself a score.

A. I have a natural talent for influencing people.
B. I am not good at influencing people.

A. Modesty doesn't become me.
B. I am essentially a modest person.

A. I would do almost anything on a dare.
B. I tend to be a fairly cautious person.

A. When people compliment me I sometimes get embarrassed.
B. I know that I am good because everybody keeps telling me so.

A. The thought of ruling the world frightens the hell out of me.
B. If I ruled the world it would be a better place.

A. I can usually talk my way out of anything.
B. I try to accept the consequences of my behavior.

A. I prefer to blend in with the crowd.
B. I like to be the center of attention.

A. I will be a success.
B. I am not too concerned about success.

A. I am no better or worse than most people.
B. I think I am a special person.

A. I am not sure if I would make a good leader.
B. I see myself as a good leader.

A. I am assertive.
B. I wish I were more assertive.

A. I like to have authority over other people.
B. I don't mind following orders.

A. I find it easy to manipulate people.
B. I don't like it when I find myself manipulating people.

A. I insist upon getting the respect that is due me.
B. I usually get the respect that I deserve.

A. I don't particularly like to show off my body.
B. I like to show off my body.

A. I can read people like a book.
B. People are sometimes hard to understand.

A. If I feel competent I am willing to take responsibility for making decisions.
B. I like to take responsibility for making decisions.

A. I just want to be reasonably happy.
B. I want to amount to something in the eyes of the world.

A. My body is nothing special.
B. I like to look at my body.

A. I try not to be a show off.
B. I will usually show off if I get the chance.

A. I always know what I am doing.
B. Sometimes I am not sure of what I am doing.

A. I sometimes depend on people to get things done.
B. I rarely depend on anyone else to get things done.

A. Sometimes I tell good stories.
B. Everybody likes to hear my stories.