Feb 18th, 2009 | survey

*BLONDS* are they really DUMB?


Do you think that blonds are really dumb? Any way, there are some funny jokes about that, here's one:

DIARY OF A BLONDE COOK

Monday: Now home from our honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Bill. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I only had four bowls, so I had to borrow eight more from the neighbors to beat the eggs in, but the cake turned out fine!

Tuesday: I thought I'd surprise Bill with a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said "serve without dressing". Bill happened to bring a friend home for supper, and did they ever look surprised when I served that salad!

Wednesday: I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly before steaming the rice". So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. I can't say it improved the rice any.

Thursday: Today Bill asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, "prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I went next door to my Mom's garden and tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there one hour so the dog would not take it. Bill came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why?

Friday: Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did, right over to my mom's house. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again it looked the same as when I left it.

Saturday: Bill went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for dinner. I sure don't know how chickens dress for dinner, but I found an old scarf and made a cute little pair of pants for it! I thought it looked darling! When Bill saw it he made a funny strangling sound and then counted very slowly to 10!

Sunday: Today Bill's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast, but all we had in the fridge was hamburger. So I put the hamburger in my new oven and set the control for "roast&quo



*BLONDS* are they really DUMB?


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Comments (4)
Drdevience
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Sweden

posted Jun 30th, 2009 at 03:27 CDT

I'm blonde - and adore blond jokes ;>

Vlargg
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Bulgaria

posted Feb 26th, 2009 at 21:55 CST

It is not the hair colour ... its person related, you are stupid or youre not :)

Zoya111
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Algeria

posted Feb 18th, 2009 at 03:40 CST

me neither!

Nimfadora
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Serbia

posted Feb 18th, 2009 at 03:36 CST

Blonds are not stupid, but stupid girls are blonds often! (PS:I'm not stupid XD )

 
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