Is "Queen of the Supermarket" The Worst Springsteen Song Ever?

"The worst song Bruce Springsteen has ever written." - Detroit News

"At the 3:00 mark, it accidentally turns into a Meatloaf song." - Blender

"Removes this record from consideration as one of the best releases of his career." - Chicago Tribune

"Unintentionally ludicrous." - San Jose Mercury News

"Unbelievably melodramatic ... sounds like someone doing a Springsteen parody." - Orlando Sentinel

"Might be the worst song Springsteen has ever released." - Philadelphia Inquirer

"May be the worst thing he's ever written." - Pitchfork