Jan 4th, 2009 | Dr. Allan Bittner survey
Do you support the use of human fat fuel?
Dr. Alan Bittner, a Beverly Hills liposurgeon has been using fat which he lipsuctions from his patients to fuel SUVs. His idea is a cause of much controversy. According to Forbes.com he ran a web site themed on human fat fuel. It is no longer working and was called, lipodiesel.com.
“The vast majority of my patients request that I use their fat for fuel—and I have more fat than I can use… Not only do they get to lose their love handles or chubby belly but they get to take part in saving the Earth.”
He has recently closed up shop after his practice came under investigation. He was sued multiple times for letting his assistant and girlfriend do procedures for him, without proper licenses. According to the patients, too much fat was removed from them, leaving them disfigured.
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Waste not want not. I'm vegan but I think we should eat our dead instead of killing helpless animals. The rendering of human flesh would solve pollution and land space issues and people would have purpose and meaning.
I wonder what it smells like when being burned.
This is the craziest thing that I've heard all day! Kind of disgusting and kind of exciting all at the same time.
Weird story. I guess if the patiets are in agreement. He is afterall doing it for the good of the environment. Really weird story though!