Paris & Clooney: What's going on?

Dlisted's Michael K reports in his own inimitable way that Life & Style magazine says George Clooney might be dating...wait for it...Paris Hilton. "I know George loves the sluts, but this is just beyond," says Michael K.

"Paris and George sat and talked together for ages," says a source who claims they were at L.A.'s Whiskey Bar, alone. "They didn't seem to be aware of anyone else in the room."

Gotta love those Hollywood anonymous sources!