Obama goes to the doctor Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head. In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all. Barack drank the concoction and replied, 'That tasted like bullshit!' The doctor replied, 'It was -- you were a quart low.'
When all the former US presidents die they get a big State funeral and go to Heaven and become Angels. When barack obama dies he'll get a big State funeral go to Heaven and become a bat.
id be the one saying it
I was working at the horse races today, and I have seen the results of too much beer. I do not think there is such a thing as too much Obama.
Obama goes to the doctor Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head. In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem. The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all. Barack drank the concoction and replied, 'That tasted like bullshit!' The doctor replied, 'It was -- you were a quart low.'
... waiting...
i'd probably LMAO and tell one myself
a cricket bat or a baseball bat?
When all the former US presidents die they get a big State funeral and go to Heaven and become Angels. When barack obama dies he'll get a big State funeral go to Heaven and become a bat.
Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.
Beer is better than Obama because beer makes life a little better.
tell me a obama joke
I look puzzled at them, like I didnt understand the joke, and see if they dig themselves deeper into the hole.