How DO you "break up" with a "Real Girl?"

A 60-year-old Japanese man has been charged with violating Japan's waste management law after dumping his silicone "Real Girl" sex doll in the woods.

"The body had been wrapped in a bag and bound around the neck, waist and ankles," reports PinkTentacle.com. "A head of black hair protruded from one end of the bag." It wasn't until an autopsy was underway and the "corpse" unwrapped that police realized it was not a human body -- leaving them feeling pranked.

Adds PinkTentacle: "According to investigators, the man had lived with the sophisticated doll for several years after his wife passed away, but decided to part with her after making plans to move in with one of his children. 'It seems he grew attached to the doll over the years,' said the chief investigator. 'He was confused about how to get rid of her. He thought it would be cruel to cut her up into pieces and throw her out with the trash, so he proceeded to dump her illegally.'” (Source)