I understand the concern, but it seems easily fixed. Elevate the chairs and table about 12 to 18 inches or so, with one step up to a shallow platform. That way, people walking by a diner's table will be about chest-high to the diner.
I don't really like people bumping into me in crowded places to begin with. The idea that some guy's naked ass might be inches from my face is nasty. Or worse, a semi-erect penis a foot away, pointed right at my broccoli.
I understand the concern, but it seems easily fixed. Elevate the chairs and table about 12 to 18 inches or so, with one step up to a shallow platform. That way, people walking by a diner's table will be about chest-high to the diner.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA! That was funny...but true.
nasty, i would lose my appetitte, body fluids, smells yuck!!! not while eating!!
I don't really like people bumping into me in crowded places to begin with. The idea that some guy's naked ass might be inches from my face is nasty. Or worse, a semi-erect penis a foot away, pointed right at my broccoli.