When you go to a toilet for a no. 1, and it doesn't have a 'platform' (see pic) do you make like a little toilet paper bed for landing??

You can't catch anything off a public toilet seat. Our germophobic society cracks me up.

Squatting is definitely the way to go-faster than the "toilet paper bed", too.

i only use public bathrooms when i have to and im good at squatting!

I never used public bathrooms and never will...

i stand and piss

Daniel San, you must be like the Hummingbird and hover with prosperity and wisdom. *snicker*