Hawaii Chair Polls, Surveys & Quizzes

Mar 3rd, 2010
Health Poll:

What do you think kills more children increasingly every year?

Every 3.6 seconds someone dies of _________ of them 75% are under the age of 5 years old!

What do you think kills more children every increasingly every year?

abortion

starvation

accidents

illness

natural disasters

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By Proverbs1917

710 votes, 2,301 views , 8 comments

Poll tags:World, Hunger, Starvation, Christian Home Based Business, Feed Children, Starving

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Feb 6th, 2010
Funny Poll:

What's your favorite Screwed Up infomercial Product?

The Hawaii Chair - Wanna exercise at work yet still remain unproductive? The Hawaii Chair is there for you. Take one office chair, add a (hula?) motor that causes the seat to gyrate like a stripper with brain damage and voila... The Hawaii chair is born.

Doc Bottom's All-Over Aspray - If you smell like you've been rolling in ass and toxic waste all weekend and don't mind masking said scent in questionable chemicals, Doc Bottom has you covered.

The Back up - Stuck in bed but need your shotgun fast? Cool yer heels Uncle Jesse cause now you can with "the BackUp". Like an NRA wet dream this gunrack for your bed gives you the ability to shoot all the imaginary goblins away quickly.

The Speedfit - Love your treadmill but hate running on that scary ole ground? The Speedfit is the unholy union of a treadmill and ATV technology. Aside from looking completely retarded the question should be how does this thing turn? This also comes with solar-powered headlights, a waterproof towel, dehydrated water to drink and a complementary bottle of unscented cologne.

The Kush - Ladies do your breasts wrinkle while you sleep? This (extremely phallic) solution supports your breasts while giving your husband ideas. My question is why pay $55 when you can hire any guy to do it for free?